It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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