I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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