Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
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