I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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