Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
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