I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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