Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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