I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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