so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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