Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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