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there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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