Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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