Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
ok first of all what the fuck
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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