What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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