I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
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