You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I just cut my nipple shaving
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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