Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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