You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
Randomize
