I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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