jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
they need to just BURY HIM!
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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