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(401): View more from Rhode Island

he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out

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(304): View more from West Virginia

My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.

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(850): View more from Florida

A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.

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(415): View more from California

I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.

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(805): View more from California

My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday

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(239): View more from Florida

I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.

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(423): View more from Tennessee

Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.

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