oh god the rape fog is back!
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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