i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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