: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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