i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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