Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
You don't make any sense
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