IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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