Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
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