i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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