i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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