rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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