Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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