So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
So I hogged the stall at Denny's for so long that a little kid shit his pants and ran crying to his mother. Am I a terrible person for this being the proudest moment of my life?
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
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