so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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