so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
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