her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
Randomize
