David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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