We named our party play list daddy issues
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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