Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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