Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
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