Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
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