i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Randomize
