I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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