Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
Randomize
