Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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