the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
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