I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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