They have a pepper shaker for pot.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
where are you?
Hypothermia
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
I love you. Go after that dick
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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