You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
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