Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
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